. . . we receive this lovely notice from our health insurance company:
- We’re discontinuing your automatic credit card payments so you can’t get any cash back or reward points to make up for our continually increasing premiums.
- We’re going to start sending you monthly bills in July because everyone can use more clutter and who cares about trees anyway?
- Use the enclosed form to enroll for automatic check withdrawal … (Oops, wait, we forgot to enclose it.)
- Sure, you can by phone … we’ll just charge you $15 to do it.